- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

i like turtles

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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