- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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