What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

woman's rights

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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