Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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