- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

wanna here a joke? you.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

your face

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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