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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's long and black The unemployment line

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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