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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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