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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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