- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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