whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

I C U P White stuff

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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