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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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