- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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