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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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