What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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