why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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