do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Anti Joke

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