Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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