- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

roses are red violets should be purple

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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