A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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