- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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