- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Bitch

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Barack Obama.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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