- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why? Why not?

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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