A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What does? 42

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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