- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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