- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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