Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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