Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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