What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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