- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Roses are red.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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