- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

The Colts this year.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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