- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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