You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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