- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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