- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock Knock.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??