- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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