An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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