i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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