- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Your Mum is soo fat.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

FUCK YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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