- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

my whole life!

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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