- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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