Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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