- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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