What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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