What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's one plus one? two.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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