- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

whats black? the colour

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Dyslexics are teople poo

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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