Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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