So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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