- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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