- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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