- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*