Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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whats black? the colour

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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