Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I was watching Fox news.

A guy walks into a bar

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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