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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Penis chickens

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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