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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

So, same time tomorrow then?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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