what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

whats black? the colour

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

^ That's not even funny ^

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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