Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

An anti-joke

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Honk if you're Amish!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

12/23/2012

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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