- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

The WNBA

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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