- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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