- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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