Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Women's Rights

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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