- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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