What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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