What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Two planes walk into an office building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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