- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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