What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What is green and slow Grass.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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