- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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