what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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