Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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