The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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