People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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