- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Honk if you're Amish!

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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