Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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hey guys im gay

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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