roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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