Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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okay so theres this guy.

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