- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

ur gey

-knock knock! -doors open

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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