- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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