- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Womans baksetball...

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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