Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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No it doesnt..

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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