- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Anyone can post anything.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

AIDS

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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