what is orange? an orange

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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