- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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