Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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