- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Your're racist.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

robin, get in the car.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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