what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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