An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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