- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Anyone can post anything.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

AIDS

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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