- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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