- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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