- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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