I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Joke

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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