*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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