roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's a joke? Funny

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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