- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

I <3 Hitler

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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