- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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