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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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