- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Honk if you're Amish!

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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