- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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