A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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WILLY

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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