- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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