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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two planes walk into an office building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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