A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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