- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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