knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Women's Rights

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Penis chickens

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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