What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

I have read the terms and conditions

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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